10 headlines you won't read in 2004

1. 1. anonymous

   11. silicon.com writes a decent article.
   
   (Ed note. That's very funny, well done.... no really)

   • 29 December 2003 09:39
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2. 2. anonymous

   12. US government declares "We've backed so many terrorists.. uh.. Freedom Fighters over the years we're declaring war on ourselves."
   
   13. British Government says "No!" to 'suggestion' from Bush.
   
   14. Masses of world's criminals caught by government "snooping bills", not one complaint of infringment of privacy.
   
   
   and on.. and on.. and on...

   • 5 January 2004 11:26
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3. 3. GAGA

   UK goes to war with Europe

   • 5 January 2004 13:57
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4. 4. anonymous

   Bill Gates says 'We're making Longhorn open source'

   • 6 January 2004 14:42
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5. 5. Ian Williams

   If the "sprockle inspector from Luxembourg" doesn't think the articles this site produces are any good why does he/she bother reading the site?

   • 6 January 2004 16:59
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6. 6. Andrew

   or even... "Sony Aibo wins Crufts 2004"

   • 9 January 2004 11:46
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7. 7. John Airey

   Number 1 should be "Government IT project completed under budget and ahead of time."
   
   Come to think of it, you won't see that in any year.

   • 15 January 2004 14:10
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8. 8. J. Leno

   12. Anonymous Luxembourg reader honoured in online humour awards

   • 16 January 2004 17:27
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