By silicon.com, 24 November 2006 12:00
This competition is now closed, below you can see the winning entries - and check out this week's Weekly Round-Up for our latest competition.
WINNER: "I don't care if he is only a cartoon character, you're lucky if you can get hold of any plumber these days"
Rob Falconer
2nd: "No, I said 'cheese and tomato sandwich, hold the MAYO'"
Mike Dee
3rd: "PS3 Marketeer gets ready for Guy Fawkes night"
Greg Smith
4th: Mario: "Err, you are aware that this is Wii release day?"
James Hewison-Carter
5th: Police release CCTV footage of violent assault - just seconds before the victim is bashed into a spinning golden coin!
Iain Worlock
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1. anonymous
...It wasn't until he turned round and looked at the screen that he realised quite how silly he looked...
2. anonymous
...and as he raised the trophy, this years winner of the Nintendo World championship is...
3. Spunky squirrel
"Let go. Look I'm trying to save the world here. Let go, ...or I'll have to fart...." cried Mario in clear distress.
4. Gordon Mason
"Pushy" dad says Son will become Major cartoon Character and bets £5,000 at 100-1 with Ladbrokes.
5. anonymous
...What do you mean, this ISN'T the dwarf-throwing contest?!...
6. anonymous
Mario has a Wii on surprised Sony fan
7. Dan Walker
"Hey! Lift-a me up higher, I can almost see the front of the queue..."
8. Steve Browning
So this is where all the plumbers get to at the weekends.
9. Ian Harvey
Saddam escapes sentence by use of prodigious disguise
10. Paul Shrimpton
"The annoying little twerp being paraded above the heads of the unsuspecting Times Square crowds" turns out NOT to have been David Blaine after all......
11. I can't win I don't live in the UK, which isn't fair by the way.
Man claims to have discovered the identity of the Round-Up
12. D Syed-Haq
Joyful Americans celebrate once again as yet another Saddam Hussein clone is unearthed...
13. anonymous
Here's our new line of Mario wigs...
14. Chris O'Prey
Nintendo fan helps Mario look for Luigi's Wii...
15. Paul Ledbury
Shortly after this photo was taken Mario gave the man a pat on the head then he had a wii on his hands.
16. anonymous
Mario was extremely embarrased when his request for a Wii was broadcast on national television!
17. anonymous
Ooi, give Saddam his toy back!
18. anonymous
HE ain't heavy he's my (Super)Brother!!!
19. Steve Booth
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!
20. Mark Opolo
Oh sweet Jesus........he'll never survive the big Body Slam!!!!!!!
21. anonymous
wii are not amused
22. Fergus McLardy
Give me a Wii or the Plumber gets it.
23. James Hewison-Carter
Mario: Err, you are aware that this is Wii release day?
24. James Hewison-Carter
Weeeeeee!!! Oh, sorry down there...
25. anonymous
"I'm a celebrity - get me outta here!"
26. anonymous
"He's a celebrity, chuck him out of here!"
27. Anthony Harrison
No, it's no good - I still can't see what's on the next level.
28. anonymous
Super Mario gatecrashes "Second Life" party and gets 'bounced'
29. Paul Kentish
Swap you a super Mario for a PS3. Anyone?
30. George Hall
Demonstration against new listening CCTV - "Can you hear this?" shouts Mario...
31. Max Kelly
It's a boy!
32. Greg Smith
PS3 Marketeer gets ready for Guy Fawkes night
33. Mike Dee
No, I said "cheese and tomato sandwich, hold the MAYO".........
34. anonymous
Aya Baldy! Getta you thumbs outta my arse!
35. anonymous
After taking the day off work to wait in for the Plumber, he wasn't going to take any chances this time
36. anonymous
even with his jumping prowess, Mario still needed help to win the Rugby lineout.
37. anonymous
Dwarf man wishes he'd not gone to the party dressed as Mario.
38. Gavin Prins
Behold Super Mario, the only thing greater than your self
39. Craig Mitchell
Hey can you see Luigi yet or shall I lift you a bit higher
40. anonymous
Nintendo's combined algorithmic/open outcry trading tool 'Mariio' had a great front end but the plumbing was awful...
41. Adam Davies
This is what I looked like 15 years ago
42. Radical Meldrew
The election winner was held aloft and proudly stated: "This will not be a mere puppet government, it will be a supermarionation"
43. Rob Falconer
I don't care if he is only a cartoon character, you're lucky if you can get hold of any plumber these days
44. Rob Falconer
Hey, look what was blocking the drains
45. Rob Falconer
So we opened up the PS3 to see why it wasn't working properly, and found this stuck inside
46. Ian Paterson
Bob Hoskins instantly regretted being talked into an in character guest appearance.
47. anonymous
And the winner of the US Presidential Elections is...Mario! Now back to Bob in the studio: 'what do you think this means for our nation?'
48. anonymous
Will someone tell this idiot I can jump without his help !!
49. Richard
Avatar escapes into real life!
50. Adrian Batte
Two sets of twins are re-united after years of not knowing of hospital blunder.....
51. anonymous
Wohoo, only had to queue for 20 years to get this, I guess I'd better start queing for my Nintendo Wii!! :-)
52. Damian
Can anyone tell me how i get my moustache to curl upwards like this!?
53. Tim Thompson
Well done. You found Bin Laden, now take some gold coins & get me the turtle of mass distraction.
54. Richard A
Woz's return to the limelight surprised everybody, not least the makers of silicon valley celebrity dolls.
55. Simon Coley
This new Tom Sellick cuddly toy isnt selling as well as expected.
56. Simon Coley
Anyone need a Plumber?
57. anonymous
"He needs to go for a Wii..."
58. Andy
"Hey! Robert Winston's cloned a 'Mini-Me'! Now that's one for the Bioethics Committee!"
59. anonymous
What he did not know was the last man to do this ended up with wii all down his neck...
60. anonymous
Police release CCTV footage of violent assault - just seconds before the victim is bashed into a spinning golden coin!