Can you explain this unusual pair?
By silicon.com, 21 December 2006 15:35
This competition is now closed. Below are the winning entry and a very worthy runner-up.
Winner: "I asked my GPS for the nearest Little Chef or Beefeater..."
Andrew Davies
Runner Up: "Yeo, Man!
Haydn Rees
Photo credit: Andy McCue
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1. Mike
What do you mean, you're not a post box?
2. Alan Tyson
There's no way you're going to make me look silly by wearing those enormous headphones
3. Richard Williams
Look what that Raven left on my MP3 player....go on look...now give me that umbrella!
4. anonymous
Gemma: So you been busy???
5. anonymous
is this the way to amarillo...
6. anonymous
Gemma found the original Sat Nav. Brolly up, signal found, start walking and head onto the Block!
400 years later...........bus, bridle path.
7. Bruce Sandeman
Go on sir, please do it for me, I'll make it worth your while, this script will make a really funny caption competition if you do what it says. Please
8. Chris Sanderson
"Go on you know it makes sense, I'll give you the Silicon.com Round Up script if you give me your umberella"
9. Jim Davies
"Excuse me, but your hat is blocking my WiFi reception."
10. Jim Davies
"Excuse me, but your hat is blocking my WiFi reception."
11. John Ray
Would you like to eat beef this rare ?
12. anonymous
The clue said find a fat carnivore with an umbrella, so what's next?
13. anonymous
(Reporter) I've come for the steak ordered by Bill Gates, and her Maj told me to nip down to the local Beefeater
14. Ben Walker
Did you eat MY beef?
15. anonymous
Gemma: Is that a halbard in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me!
16. anonymous
No Honest, It REALLY IS for my Daughter
17. Haydn Rees
Yeo, Man!
18. anonymous
You haven't been standing there since 1621 have you?
19. Jon Smith
Did you or with or without mustard sir?
20. anonymous
What do you mean you're a vegetarian?
21. Ian Sargent
Silicon Towers is being refurbished. What'll it cost to rent this Tower in the meantime?
22. Ralph Pruitt
Big Mac Please.
23. Jon Catt
"What an awful costume, you dress funny... and that pink strap doesn't help"
24. Steve
Go on...one vegan mince pie won't hurt you...
25. anonymous
An expert view on Big Mac v the Whopper debate...
26. Simon Coley
I am listening to Queen mate, honest!
27. anonymous
Yes, I'm afraid your bum does look big in that!
28. anonymous
I'm sorry but your bum does look big in that!
29. anonymous
I can see your crown, but where do you keep your 'crown jewels'...?
30. anonymous
Silicon.com returns Prince William's blood sample to it's rightful guardian
31. Steve Kirk
Wow...that's what I call kit sponsorship
32. Valérie Ganne
What do you mean, you're a vegetarian?
33. Rob Falconer
I'll have the Beefeaster Special, please, waiter
34. Chris Goodman
Is this where Tony Blair is coming for the chop?
35. Valérie Ganne
This is a lousy place for twitchers. I've only spotted one species all morning.
36. Valérie Ganne
But shouldn't your tunic say "IM" not 'Er?
37. Valérie Ganne
My mother told me never to have a beefeatist attitude
38. Stuart Fawcett
So, of the record, does convergence mean you can serve tasty grills and the tour?
39. Stuart Fawcett
Gemma scanned the beefeater for Trojans whilst he worried about impending cats and dogs.
40. David Richmond
.. and I don't feed my daughter beef burgers
41. Alex R
JK (From Jamiroquai) and Gemma get in some last minute practice for handing out awards at the IT Personallity of the year awards
42. the captain
'I'd be on the floor if it wasn't for this brolly!', BSE affected man tells reporter.
43. Andrew Davies
I asked my GPS for the nearest Little Chef or Beefeater.....