Caption Competition: Ever get that bloated feeling?

Let's see what you can do...

By silicon.com, 3 August 2007 11:02

This competition is now closed. The winning entry, from reader Jon Morton, was: "By the end of his career, the tailored jumpsuits only emphasised Elvis' huge weight gain."

Photo credit: Wilson Tang/CNET News.com

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  1. 1. Julian Nicholls

    So, Mr Prescott, are you keeping busy?

  2. 2. Karen Challinor

    and the model on my far left shows the suits condition before the wearer farted

  3. 3. Rob Pendragon

    Tell Victoria her latest implants are here

  4. 4. Rob Pendragon

    Three months? That would be a weekend of snacking for Eamonn Holmes.

  5. 5. Valérie Ganne

    No, the specification for the new artifical heart was in centimetres, not feet

  6. 6. Valérie Ganne

    If this is supposed to last our boys in Iraq their remaining three months of duty there, how come there are ten years supplies of Christmas puddings in there?

  7. 7. Rob Falconer

    In fact, Jamie Oliver's only specified the supply of one week of healthy eating, but it'll seem like three months

  8. 8. Rob Falconer

    I still prefer the old Pringle's packet

  9. 9. Robert Lindsay

    Going to the toilet? Oh dear, I think we forgot about that ...

  10. 10. Robert Lindsay

    Our brave fighting men can survive for three months wearing this ... as long as they don't have to run away from the enemy, that is

  11. 11. anonymous

    I've dated worse...but only due to poor disco lighting.

  12. 12. anonymous

    But what if you don't *like* haggis?

  13. 13. John Ray

    Eat your heart out, Jacko !

  14. 14. Katie Gaines

    Walkers crisps come up with an innovative solution to the housing crisis

  15. 15. Maxine Gallagher

    "Does my bum look big in this?"

  16. 16. Katie Gaines

    "...and this is me before I went on the Slim Fast plan..."

  17. 17. EBGB

    "Oh, I'd definitely rate in the top 10 most influential technology products of the last 25 years. Gosh, it's another Microsoft product, is it? That's a surprise!"
    CEO, CompTIA.

  18. 18. anonymous

    Truly the worst case of piles we have ever treated here at the Bill Gates Memorial Hospital.

  19. 19. Jon Morton

    Ol' bug-eyes is back!

  20. 20. Jon Morton

    Frank Sinatra often took LSD to ease the monotony of his live shows.

  21. 21. Jon Morton

    By the end of his career, the tailored jumpsuits only emphasised Elvis' huge weight gain.

  22. 22. Malcolm George

    So what did you do with your 'Slimmer of the Year' prize money then ?

  23. 23. Phil Brennan

    “So; you’re at Los Alamos, they give you sunglasses, and you still don’t put two and two together, Mr Guineapig?”

  24. 24. Jim Welch

    Most pigs I've looked at from this angle only have the one . . .

  25. 25. Malcolm George

    And the next couple to talk to us about mixed marrige is...

  26. 26. Andrew Rowe

    Hello Mr Ballmer, which oriface will you be talking out of today?

  27. 27. Richard

    Memorial to the late Producer of "Blow-up."

  28. 28. Stephen Savage

    " .. and this is a picture of his liver, taken after last years management retreat!"

  29. 29. Chris Pimenta

    Proof that "You are what you eat" demonstrated by worlds greediest Sugar Puffs addict..

  30. 30. Richard

    ...and it comes in a range of fetching colours.

  31. 31. Neville Byford

    "Now you're just making an a*** of yourself!"

  32. 32. Paul Burns

    "Mr Blobby found under FBI Witness Protection Scheme"

  33. 33. Philip Stevens

    "Ladies and Gentleman .....THE PET SHOP BOYS!!!"

  34. 34. Andy Feeney

    And the inventor of the year award goes to.... Dave from Croyden and his amazing 10 year colostomy bag.

  35. 35. Richard Scurrah

    Oh no! Noel Edmonds & Mr Blobby are back after a poor image rethink.

  36. 36. John Wales

    Bob realised that farting in an air-tight suit was not a good idea.

  37. 37. John Wales

    Steve discovered the hard way that his last meal of baked beans was not a clever thing to do.

  38. 38. Stephen Smith

    And next in the fancy dress competition we have Derek who has come as a vagina.

  39. 39. anonymous

    Little Mister Bladder introduces himself by stating "me go pee pee"

  40. 40. anonymous

    .. and now ( tah daahh!) the i-Blob .. ehh.... its for .... emmm... for keeping all your i-stuff...... !!

  41. 41. Dave Devine

    So where did you lose the front bit of the pantomime pig..

  42. 42. Dave Devine

    And you don't think working on the nuclear test program has had any side effects on you..

  43. 43. Dave Devine

    Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to introduce you to the new safer sex condom..

  44. 44. Pete Waller

    "and here's Kevin Mitnick to talk about Internet security"

  45. 45. Maxine Gallagher

    ...so there I was playing my bagpipes, minding my own business...

  46. 46. Paul

    So I stood up and told him I wasn't intimidated with his futile threats to turn me inside out!

  47. 47. Bill Masters

    Is it me, or have the Beastie Boys aged?

  48. 48. anonymous

    And the prize for looking most like Dean Martin's liver goes to... Tony Blair in the Rosie O'Donnell jumpsuit.

  49. 49. anonymous

    Panic sweeps the auditorium as Steve Ballmers avatar from Second Life appears on stage

  50. 50. kenneth wilkinson

    "The audience demanded half their money back, only the belly of Johnny Vegas had turned up."

  51. 51. Paul M

    Richard Branson admitted that the new Virgin Galactic spacesuits needed just a little bit more work.

  52. 52. Paul M

    We found that teenagers were bypassing the chastity belts, so we fitted them with chastity suits and so far it's worked pretty well.

  53. 53. Andrew Connor

    "So, Ladies and Gentlemen, may i introduce Mr Phil Potts"

  54. 54. Jon Morton

    Many suspected the Best Flea Circus of the Year had been using steroids.

  55. 55. Last hurrah

    You could survive... but some things are worse than death.

  56. 56. Ashe Johnston

    As you can see, the major design flaw is that once you fall down, you stay down.

  57. 57. Mike Parmley

    Excuse me - do you have one of these in size zero please?

  58. 58. Mike Parmley

    Scientists develop artificial heart.

    At present surgeons only plan to use it in the USA.

  59. 59. Peter Gilford

    Mr Blobby auditions for latest West End musical: "The Full Monty"

  60. 60. Rob Pendragon

    Scientists demonstrate just how much wind one person expels in a lifetime

  61. 61. Rob Pendragon

    And now, the latest character in the Mr. Men series - Mr. Constipation

  62. 62. anonymous

    When Mother Earth News suggested making a toy for your kids from a pigs bladder, they weren't taking into account the proliferation of growth hormones.

  63. 63. Steve Bissenden

    And now a few words from the scientist who managed to reverse engineer Jade Goody's liposuction!

  64. 64. Dave Devine

    And here we have the Viagra suit, your wife wears one of these and you're gonna need Viagra...

  65. 65. Mark Hoskins

    With the beauty of hindsight, the team building day's chilli eating contest should have been held AFTER the inflatable sumo wrestling

  66. 66. kenneth wilkinson

    "Due to a Foot and Mouth mix up, DEFRA officials seize Jade Goody for quarantining instead of Miss Piggy."

  67. 67. Johnnie

    "...and in recent trials, the enemy fell to the floor and shook uncontrollably when they saw it..."

  68. 68. Johnnie

    Mr Dimbleby clung on to the lectern, and regretted taking LSD before the BAFTA ceremony.

  69. 69. Richard

    After 7 days on our special diet, it'll fit the trim white boiler suit.

  70. 70. Johnnie

    Mr Dimbleby clung on to the lectern, and regretted taking LSD before the BAFTA ceremony.

  71. 71. Richard Peters

    So how does it feel after three months in there, your suit looks....er, kinda full?

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