By silicon.com, 21 September 2007 11:23
This competition is now closed. The winning entry, from reader Jon Catt was "...there was shocked silence as they removed his helmet, only to discover Robocop had aged significantly since the 1980's."
Photo credit: Stefanie Olsen/CNET News.com


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1. Rob Pendragon
Well, the only other head they had in the warehouse was Britney Spears’
2. Valérie Ganne
At least Einstein sounds a bit more friendly than Frankenstein
3. Rob Falconer
The Press will never know it’s you under all that, Mr. Mourinho
4. Robert Lindsay
It looks just like my uncle. That’s where the relativity comes in, I suppose.
5. Karen Challinor
sorry gotta dash got a hot date with Asimo
6. Rob Pendragon
So you’re putting him in charge of nuclear weapons, and you’re calling him Hal?
7. Rob Falconer
The expression sure is appropriate. Both the face and the body stance make it look as if he didn’t get to the toilet quickly enough
8. Valérie Ganne
Sir Clive unveils the successor to the Sinclair C5
9. Pete Waller
Scientists perfect the world's first Des Lynam robot.
10. Simon Lie
Terminator 4: Machine intergration!
Arnie wasn't available, but part of Albert was...
11. Dave Devine
I knew I shouldn't have put my new suit on a boil wash...
12. William Metzger
"I know I really 'wired', but its all 'relative' anyway.
13. D Newton
Yes, and other advantages of the "Einstein Hubo Model ZX81 Home Help" are that it can help your children with those tricky General Relativity equations
14. Richard Scurrah
Damn I need a pee & you need to be a genius to get out of this thing!
15. Rob Falconer
Einstein had only gone into hospital for a plastic hip replacement operation, but, when the surgeons found he had plenty of credit on his American Express card …
16. Richard Percival
I tsink meine Trouser ist _zu_ _tight_
17. Mike Parmley
Expressive face?! I suppose it makes up for a lack of body language.
18. Ian
There's even an iPhone built in!
19. Chris Gibbs
As Einstein admired his new body, he couldn't help thinking he'd forgotten to add one vital part.
20. Craig Mitchell
Robotics as we know it has now gone a few steps AHEAD of Einstein's orignal genius.
21. Craig Mitchell
German Robotics engineers got the wrong end of the stick when asked to develop 1 mechanically operated beer jug. When asked for Roboter Ein Stein.
22. Ian Sargent
The marketing department of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation had a lot to answer for.
23. anonymous
"What do you think of my new body?" asks Einstein
24. kenneth wilkinson
"And in Emmerdale,Shadrach Dingle was back on the Brasso again."
25. David Bowen
Relativity finally proven as Einstein comes back from the future
26. Paul Varley
"Oh the Embarrassment! am I to become a 21st century suped up Metal Mickey!"
27. anonymous
To infinity and beyond
28. Mohit Arora
Does it matter that Albert gets his Energy from being a Square!
29. kenneth wilkinson
The Einstein,R2D2 balancing act had got off to a bad start."
30. paul einstein
"If I only had a brain..."
From the "Wizard of Oz"
31. Paul Shaw
The fuzz is strong with that one Master Yoda.
Yes and a pillock they say look I
32. Matthew Horwell
The early attempt at creating Kryten for Red Dwarf wasn't a huge success....
33. Dale Simkin
derr der, der, derr,
der, der, der-der, der-der, der
der der der-der-der,
Einstein a Ro-Bo!
34. Jon Catt
...there was shocked silence as they removed his helmet, only to discover Robocop had aged significantly since the 1980's.
35. kenneth wilkinson
"And on Emmerdale,Shadrack Dingles Brasso drinking had left him with some strange side effects."
36. Paul Jacques
KAIST in association with James Cameron announce the next Sci-Fi movie blockbuster spectacular action star- Albert Enstein is "The Enumerator"... "I'll be back (relatively speaking)"
37. Jon Dartnell
Now how am I going to cope with the seven year itch?!
38. Ian Springham
I am not so sure about this Second Life idea ...
39. Simon Coley
New Barbie 70th Birthday Doll just released!
40. anonymous
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction. Oh wait... never mind.
41. anonymous
Who were you expecting, Walt Disney!?
42. anonymous
We got this idea from Futurama, Disney is next on the list.
43. anonymous
Does my bum look big in this ?
44. anonymous
Expressions equal square MC
45. anonymous
"Relativity my arse"
46. Brian Harrison
Super slim Einstein wins 'Wasp Waist' award at fashion show.
What a waist of talent.
47. Andrew Everest
As I look like the Michelin Man, I'm off for a bite at Gordon Ramsay's
48. anonymous
The rumours that Albert failed in his time travel experiments appear to be unfounded