Caption Competition: Is it here yet?

I'm freeezing...

By silicon.com, 14 March 2008 10:30

This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader Chris Sanderson was "it's not as much fun as the water banana boats."

Photo credit: Ice Warriors

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  1. 1. Lee H

    Any sign of Hammond?

  2. 2. anonymous

    Polar Bear just off photo - "Ahh Lunch"

  3. 3. anonymous

    Moments later the Top Gear team blast past in their Toyota Pickup

  4. 4. anonymous

    This weather really makes me need the loo.

  5. 5. anonymous

    OK, who forgot the sledge dogs

  6. 6. Mike Parmley

    We could try thumbing a lift from an Ice Road Trucker.

  7. 7. Mike Parmley

    According to my Sat Nav we should be in Hyde Park.

  8. 8. Mary Hullah

    I thought he just meant we were all going to Kerry Katona’s favourite supermarket.

  9. 9. Mary Hullah

    I wonder who decided to call this Greenland?

  10. 10. Mary Hullah

    I thought you were bringing the packed lunch

  11. 11. Nick Fowler

    Well, he certainly has been gone some time

  12. 12. Nick Fowler

    Well, he certainly has been gone some time

  13. 13. Nick Fowler

    So, all the luggage with our skis has gone to Mauritius?

  14. 14. Rob Falconer

    Maybe the AA don’t come out this far ?

  15. 15. Karen Challinor

    the new arctic latrine lacked privacy

  16. 16. anonymous

    What do you mean you forgot to bring the huskies????

  17. 17. Valerie Ganne

    To hide his advancing years, David Attenborough had needed a number of stunt doubles to make "Life in the Freezer"

  18. 18. Karen Challinor

    well hell has frozen over ... where are the ID card gateway reviews ?

  19. 19. Mike Parmley

    If he sings "Ice Ice Baby" one more time I'll have him!

  20. 20. Mike Parmley

    Damn - I can't pick up a wireless network.

  21. 21. Paul

    When they said they were outsourcing some of the 2012 Olympic sites I didn't think they would go this far!

  22. 22. John Ray

    Never mind your derrieres, where's north-west ?

  23. 23. Radical meldrew

    The panel of 'Dragon's Den on Ice' were not impressed with the budget or the available facilities.

  24. 24. Ian Sargent

    Man in middle to man standing: "OK, you're the expert. Which of the fifty Eskimo words for snow describes this stuff?"

  25. 25. Mike Parmley

    You know this expedition was planned using MINDmanager MAPping tool, well I wouldn't MIND so much if he hadn't forgotten to bring the bl**dy MAP!

  26. 26. Mike Parmley

    I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'S'.

  27. 27. Valerie Ganne

    What time did you say the first ski-bus was?

  28. 28. Audrey

    Location managers scout around for suitable sites for “Happy Feet 2”

  29. 29. Audrey

    No, I haven’t got any coffee. I only packed ice cream.

  30. 30. Ken Munn

    The IT support team were used to Windows freezing, but not the alt/del/ctr keys.

  31. 31. Rob Falconer

    Look, why don’t we leave the drive as it is, and all go off down the pub instead?

  32. 32. kenneth wilkinson

    "No wonder we`ve never met anyone who`s been on one of these mystery trip."

  33. 33. Warren Jacobs

    "Global Warming My Arse!"

  34. 34. kenneth wilkinson

    "To get the best view spectators take their seats early for the Olympic rowing events."

  35. 35. Graeme Teesdale

    Great Scott! I dropped my keys!

  36. 36. anonymous

    Anyone thought of erecting the roof for this outdoor loo?

  37. 37. Steve Angell

    It's Bill Gates farewell party and where is everyone else?

  38. 38. Hannah James

    Staff at the Eden project couldn't understand why all the fuss was made about climate change

  39. 39. Peter Carter

    We came all this way and there's another sodding cctv watching us!

  40. 40. anonymous

    I though there was wi-fi on thi t'rain!

  41. 41. Brian Hann

    Now, if it longer than 30 minutes, we get the Pizzas free

  42. 42. Tim Ware

    The Cray team research super-computer cooling options.

  43. 43. Tim Ware

    Bugger Global Warming!

  44. 44. David Caddick

    Ok. Now that Hell has frozen over will Microsoft release open source codes?

  45. 45. Karen Challinor

    the highest setting on the server room air conditioning system was only to be used in times of peak loading

  46. 46. MarkyG

    As part of our Team Building, we have to survive by living off the fat of the land. Just watch out for the yellow snow......

  47. 47. Moz

    Ok, who said Google Earth was live?

  48. 48. kenneth wilkinson

    "The seven Dwarfs never went on holiday without Snow White."

  49. 49. Richard

    Ok, Buzan's mindmaps got us into this but let's at least try his Six Thinking Hats: Mine's the Balaclava.

  50. 50. Richard

    Polar bears' new Arctic Smorgasbord.

  51. 51. Chris Sanderson

    it's not as much fun as the water banana boats

  52. 52. Gordon Wilkinson

    Are you sure your SatNav is working correctly ?

  53. 53. Tim Ware

    Wanted, Large HADRON collider.

  54. 54. Simon Coley

    All this waiting around is driving me up the pole!

  55. 55. Simon Coley

    There's a Burger King just over the Hill!

  56. 56. Simon Coley

    Blimey, It's Michael Palin!

  57. 57. Simon Coley

    Come on Boys, get yer skates on!

  58. 58. Simon Coley

    Guy With Bins says "Didnt we pass this way bout half an hour ago..?!

  59. 59. Chris Goodman

    What time does the ice cream van come?

  60. 60. David King

    Are you sure the number 5 bus stops here?

  61. 61. Mary Hullah

    Stay there. We’re not letting Ian McCaskill up unitl he admits he made a mistake.

  62. 62. Mary Hullah

    If he sings “There’s no business like snow business” just one more time …

  63. 63. Mary Hullah

    Hang on, maybe that snowman was Jeremy Clarkson

  64. 64. Neville

    This is the last time they are sending me outside - I am going to give up cigarettes.

  65. 65. Graham Middleton

    The New Communual Toilet facilities for Artic explorers still need a little development work.

  66. 66. Ian Springham

    This? Northwest Passage? Thaw? Not as thaw as my Back Passage!

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