Caption Competition: Pocketful of fun!

Feeling pen-sive?

By silicon.com, 28 March 2008 11:29

This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from David Richmond, was: "The new BA carry on limit at Terminal 5."

Photo credit: Elsa Wenzel/CNET Networks

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  1. 1. james

    My god, when did the red and white striped shirt go out of fasion

  2. 2. James

    Unfortunately there is no guarantee you will not look stupid when using the new pocket saver.

  3. 3. James

    And somewhere tucked away at the back you will see my calculator

  4. 4. Mike Parmley

    New use discovered for nipple protectors.

  5. 5. Darren Newton

    Unfortunately Biddie Baxter influenced a generation of designers

  6. 6. Alan Brinicombe

    There's a red one, and a white one, and one with a fairy light on!!!

  7. 7. Ian Sargent

    The office pen thief had finally been caught on CCTV.

  8. 8. anonymous

    As the new Staples franchise opens Starbucks starts bid war with Costa for trouser pocket.

  9. 9. Richard Billett

    Protection also from painful biro-nipple interface mishaps!

  10. 10. Helen

    The launch of the new mobile iPot is one in the eye for the paperless office....

  11. 11. John Waller

    The price of a new shirt £9.99 The price of keeping your pocket clean priceless... Well £22.50 actually

  12. 12. kenneth wilkinson

    "At times like this I wish I was a pencil-I`m desperate for a leak."

  13. 13. Sara Denver

    Available for oral use, made for Politicians to stop leaks and dribble.

  14. 14. anonymous

    A whole week at the conference and all I got was a pocket full of free pens.

  15. 15. Steve Angell

    ..and do you know where I keep the tipex?

  16. 16. Steve Angell

    My shirt was plain white before I fitted the apple iPocket

  17. 17. Richard Gianella.

    Tech geeks develop way to hide manboobs.

  18. 18. Pete Davies

    Edward's concience was clear despite having taken the mudflap from his daughters tricycle to protect his shirt from ink tracks

  19. 19. Mary Hullah

    Natalie would do anything to hide her excitement when the new printer repairman was around

  20. 20. Mary Hullah

    The classic pocket-protector however could do little to protect colleagues from the ever-present threat of flying shirt-buttons

  21. 21. Steve Kirk

    Practice safe writing with the new pen condom.

    Now available in ribbed and extra-sensitive!

  22. 22. Ken Munn

    So he's the lowlife who stole my pen!

  23. 23. anonymous

    Even with his nifty new pocket protector, Eddy was beginning to regret his latest body piercing.

  24. 24. Scott McArdle

    Now every Dick can get protection!

  25. 25. Scott McArdle

    Protect your pocket! Wear a shirt Sheath!

  26. 26. Paul Mackenzie Ross

    Colin didn't care that he looked a twit whilst moonlighting at TGIs...

  27. 27. anonymous

    Harry Hill thought his new striped shirt quite fetching

  28. 28. Mike Parmley

    and next week we'll feature a posture brace to correct that forward stoop.

  29. 29. Mike Parmley

    If you thought Jogger's Nipple was painful ......

  30. 30. David Statham

    BA Staff at T5 issued with contingency solution including pocket whiteboard in case the technogy fails

  31. 31. David Richmond

    The new BA carry on limit at T5

  32. 32. John Sharp

    He forgot his stapeler

  33. 33. Karen Challinor

    he now had so many pens the weight of them made him lean to the left

  34. 34. Radical Meldrew

    The DSA spokesman who promised to prevent leaks didn't forsee that his next task was to issue one of these to every staff member!

  35. 35. Ian Springham

    Despite Steve Jobs' claim that he had invented the ultimate protection against data leaks, the resultant design was slow to gain acceptance outside of a small hard core of fans.

  36. 36. Chris Sanderson

    For the man who has everything, a top pocket stationary cupboard

  37. 37. Peter Carter

    Be prepared.... you can take the boy out of the scouts, but can take the scout out of the boy......please!

  38. 38. Richard

    You may have the pens, but without showing ID you're not coming in!

  39. 39. Richard

    Gold Parker pen, fancy shirt, ID hidden bashfully behind pens: Must be an accountant.

  40. 40. P Dragon

    Guaranteed to make your IT Manager look like the guy in charge of the grocery department at Tesco

  41. 41. P Dragon

    It also doubles as a clandestine nipple clamp

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