By silicon.com, 28 March 2008 11:29
This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from David Richmond, was: "The new BA carry on limit at Terminal 5."
Photo credit: Elsa Wenzel/CNET Networks
Feeling pen-sive?
By silicon.com, 28 March 2008 11:29
This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from David Richmond, was: "The new BA carry on limit at Terminal 5."
Photo credit: Elsa Wenzel/CNET Networks
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1. james
My god, when did the red and white striped shirt go out of fasion
2. James
Unfortunately there is no guarantee you will not look stupid when using the new pocket saver.
3. James
And somewhere tucked away at the back you will see my calculator
4. Mike Parmley
New use discovered for nipple protectors.
5. Darren Newton
Unfortunately Biddie Baxter influenced a generation of designers
6. Alan Brinicombe
There's a red one, and a white one, and one with a fairy light on!!!
7. Ian Sargent
The office pen thief had finally been caught on CCTV.
8. anonymous
As the new Staples franchise opens Starbucks starts bid war with Costa for trouser pocket.
9. Richard Billett
Protection also from painful biro-nipple interface mishaps!
10. Helen
The launch of the new mobile iPot is one in the eye for the paperless office....
11. John Waller
The price of a new shirt £9.99 The price of keeping your pocket clean priceless... Well £22.50 actually
12. kenneth wilkinson
"At times like this I wish I was a pencil-I`m desperate for a leak."
13. Sara Denver
Available for oral use, made for Politicians to stop leaks and dribble.
14. anonymous
A whole week at the conference and all I got was a pocket full of free pens.
15. Steve Angell
..and do you know where I keep the tipex?
16. Steve Angell
My shirt was plain white before I fitted the apple iPocket
17. Richard Gianella.
Tech geeks develop way to hide manboobs.
18. Pete Davies
Edward's concience was clear despite having taken the mudflap from his daughters tricycle to protect his shirt from ink tracks
19. Mary Hullah
Natalie would do anything to hide her excitement when the new printer repairman was around
20. Mary Hullah
The classic pocket-protector however could do little to protect colleagues from the ever-present threat of flying shirt-buttons
21. Steve Kirk
Practice safe writing with the new pen condom.
Now available in ribbed and extra-sensitive!
22. Ken Munn
So he's the lowlife who stole my pen!
23. anonymous
Even with his nifty new pocket protector, Eddy was beginning to regret his latest body piercing.
24. Scott McArdle
Now every Dick can get protection!
25. Scott McArdle
Protect your pocket! Wear a shirt Sheath!
26. Paul Mackenzie Ross
Colin didn't care that he looked a twit whilst moonlighting at TGIs...
27. anonymous
Harry Hill thought his new striped shirt quite fetching
28. Mike Parmley
and next week we'll feature a posture brace to correct that forward stoop.
29. Mike Parmley
If you thought Jogger's Nipple was painful ......
30. David Statham
BA Staff at T5 issued with contingency solution including pocket whiteboard in case the technogy fails
31. David Richmond
The new BA carry on limit at T5
32. John Sharp
He forgot his stapeler
33. Karen Challinor
he now had so many pens the weight of them made him lean to the left
34. Radical Meldrew
The DSA spokesman who promised to prevent leaks didn't forsee that his next task was to issue one of these to every staff member!
35. Ian Springham
Despite Steve Jobs' claim that he had invented the ultimate protection against data leaks, the resultant design was slow to gain acceptance outside of a small hard core of fans.
36. Chris Sanderson
For the man who has everything, a top pocket stationary cupboard
37. Peter Carter
Be prepared.... you can take the boy out of the scouts, but can take the scout out of the boy......please!
38. Richard
You may have the pens, but without showing ID you're not coming in!
39. Richard
Gold Parker pen, fancy shirt, ID hidden bashfully behind pens: Must be an accountant.
40. P Dragon
Guaranteed to make your IT Manager look like the guy in charge of the grocery department at Tesco
41. P Dragon
It also doubles as a clandestine nipple clamp