By silicon.com, 4 April 2008 11:59
This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader Mike Parnley, was: "To me, to you, to me."
Credit: Tom Krazit/CNET News.com
Caption Competition: Table talk?
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1. Mary Hullah
This’ll get little Johnny’s mind off playing computer games
2. Mags Hannah
I don't know about wireless with boobs like that she needs a wired bra..
3. Mags Hannah
OOh George is this what they mean by a Blue movie.
4. P Dragon
I’m sure one of these table legs is shorter than the others, George
5. P Dragon
It would make a fine dining-table too, but I’d keep fancying breast of lamb
6. Nick Fowler
I swear the one at my end is breathing, Harry
7. Rolf
Well, it’s a better idea of Sir Clive’s than the C5
8. Robert Lindsay
And the nice thing is, there’s always somewhere to hang the napkins
9. Audrey
You’re right – we should definitely have upgraded to the Lara Croft-size model
10. Audrey
What a dining-table! – I keep thinking I’ll have jelly though
11. anonymous
More punters queue up to be bored stiff waiting for Vista to boot. All bathed in an eerie silver light.
12. Dan Handman
Here's one way to keep Abreast of the latest technology on show!
13. Mike Parmley
Look it might be a Microsoft Surface table, but there's some bits you can't put your hands on - okay!
14. Darren Newton
Don't fancy yours much
15. D Mills
My arms are aching.
Never mind that, put some clothes on! you're naked for god's sake.
Oh No, how did that happen????
16. Richard Peters
Celebrity chef unveils his ideas for a new high-tech restaurant.... “I’d been cloning around in the kitchen for ages before coming up with this”
17. Richard Gianella
The wireless underwired bras on display proved unsuccessful with 50% of the audience.
18. Valerie Ganne
Well, they’re better than the old milk-jugs we used to have
19. Mary Hullah
If we’d used nude models of David Beckham instead, they wouldn’t have needed arms
20. Malcolm George
The Isacc Asimov memorial table attacted a lot of attention
21. Richard
Who says wireless is safe?
22. Karen Challinor
tweaking the left nipple changes the table height and the right one gets you jazz FM
23. Karen Challinor
while the silver surfers telepathically argued over who's board it was, reed & sue richards did some surfing of their own
24. Karen Challinor
want a memory to treasure ?
forget bronzing your baby's frst rattle, we will encase your dead relatives in platinum and turn them into any tasteless object you desire
25. anonymous
Wireless, strapless, backless and frontless, now that's what I call keeping it interesting!
26. anonymous
We...need...our...bed...back...
27. Richard
I TOLD you there were cyber-women in cyber-space!
28. kenneth wilkinson
"The new pocket sized micro radio needed a little more work doing on it."
29. Ben Spencer
Why do they always have to start using this as a table, when we're trying to move it?
30. kenneth wilkinson
"For once, good Nudes had travelled faster than bad."
31. Ian Springham
"I'll see your iPod and raise you a Seqway"
32. Ken Munn
I've heard of Blue Tooth, but this is ridiculous.
33. Tim Ware
Message from the Light side, it is!
34. David Richmond
these two look like real geeks, and just look at the clothes they are wearing
35. Keith Morris
When I said "Have you booked a table?" I didn't expect this!!
36. Keith Morris
I've got an itch in one of my diodes and I daren't scratch it !
37. Craig Mitchell
Movable nail parlour was not quite the new wireless innovation it promised to be.
38. Mary Hullah
No, I said the computer needed new discs, not nudists
39. Mary Hullah
Er, Mary, that’s not the joystick you’re playing with
40. GALLEY SLAVE#41
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE HEAVY END!
41. Mike Parmley
At least it's better than the last job. I was holding a seat for John Prescott.
42. Mike Parmley
To me.
To you.
To me.
43. Richard
The shape of women in IT?
44. Karl Poole
What do I have to do for a bit of attention?
45. Matt Horwell
"The Blue Woman Group" could only dream of having the success that "The Blue Man Group" had.
46. Richard
Bright dummies solve IT support crisis.