Caption Competition: Babbage baggage!

What's under there?

By silicon.com, 2 May 2008 10:46

This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader Paul Harding was "You think the computer's big? Wait 'til you see the monitor!"

Photo credit: Daniel Terdiman/CNET News.com

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  1. 1. David Eaglrberger

    Typical, It needs a bump start.

  2. 2. Rolf

    Ow! This isn’t a number-cruncher, it’s a finger-cruncher.

  3. 3. Mike Parmley

    Bagsies I pop the bubbles when we've done.

  4. 4. Nick Fowler

    I offered them my calculator, but would they listen? …

  5. 5. Karen Challinor

    the machine was switched on accidentally and gravity suddenly shifted though 90 degrees much to the surprise of the shifting crew

  6. 6. Mary Hullah

    If this is Charles Babbage’s idea of a pocket calculator, he must have a devil of a big jacket

  7. 7. Robert Lindsay

    Well, I’m definitely not giving Gulliver a pocket calculator next Christmas

  8. 8. Mike Parmley

    I wanted to work with software not hardware.

  9. 9. K Beer

    They told me it was a "hands-on push server" course.

  10. 10. Steve Pauline

    "I don't care how good the marketing blurb is - this new Google Smart Phone will never sell .........."

  11. 11. Lee

    Quick no-ones looking

  12. 12. Lee

    The latest engine to go into a pimp my ride car

  13. 13. Mike Parmley

    The boss didn't want anyone to peek at the new executive pen holder that he was having delivered for his desk.

  14. 14. John Ray

    Even the old computers tanded to fall over !

  15. 15. anonymous

    Just another three of these to get in before we connect it to the Babbage Load Balancer...

  16. 16. Richard Peters

    BA staff setting up the latest T5 baggage handling computer.

  17. 17. Chris Grigg

    Isn,t it about time we computwerised this moving lark?

  18. 18. dave devine

    We are taking it to the dump, It's numbers up.

  19. 19. Nick

    Competitors at the "butt of the year" go through their poses

  20. 20. Paul Harding

    You think the computer's big? Wait 'til you see the monitor!

  21. 21. Audrey

    A laptop? You’re not putting this ruddy great thing in MY lap.

  22. 22. kenneth wilkinson

    "Boris Johnson puts his new London transport plan into action."

  23. 23. Tommy Coe

    Sure glad it's not his Analytical Engine they built, my truss is already twisted enough.

  24. 24. Chas M

    ..... it looked as if they had not quite got the hang of the new fangled push technology ...........

  25. 25. Tim Ware

    What we need now is a particle accelerator.

  26. 26. Richard

    At last: Low-level IT work that they can't "off-shore."

  27. 27. Ada Lovelace

    Look, when it says "carry one", I'm sure this is not the way to do it...

  28. 28. Nick

    Minimum hardware requirement prototype, for next version of windows

  29. 29. David Eagleberger

    We have just recovered it from Northern Rock.

  30. 30. anonymous

    "I think I've split my trousers!"
    "Makes no difference to me."

  31. 31. anonymous

    Steve Jobs turns his 'small is more' marketing strategy on its head with the new GeeMac.

  32. 32. David King

    Surely a computer this big is powerful enough to run Vista with its aero effects?

  33. 33. JohnR

    1.2.3....go

  34. 34. Karen Challinor

    are you sure this is a Macbook Air ?

  35. 35. Valérie Falconer

    Don’t worry, Miss Lovelace. We’ll soon get you out from under there.

  36. 36. Nick Fowler

    So Charles Babbage must have invented polythene too

  37. 37. P Dragon

    No wonder the British could never invent an aeroplane

  38. 38. Jon Morton

    By Series 4, Alan Sugar was running out of relevant, work-related challenges for the contestants…..

  39. 39. Jon Morton

    The new ‘environmentally friendly’ forklift truck was unpopular with warehouse staff.

  40. 40. Nick Jones

    Engineers work flat out to install the new Ikea flat-pack data centre.

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