Caption Competition: Clamped!?

But I only stopped for five minutes...

By silicon.com, 9 May 2008 11:00

This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader John Ray was "H.G.Wells arrives in sillycone valley."

Photo credit: Daniel Terdiman/CNET News.com

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  1. 1. Robert Lindsay

    Tripod is too long a word for it. Tripe will suffice, I think.

  2. 2. Audrey Margaret

    But how am I going to climb up there to put my camera on it?

  3. 3. Mike Parmley

    Amy Winehouse's missing hairpiece found in car park.

  4. 4. Rob Falconer

    But how am I going to squeeze my orange on that?

  5. 5. Valérie Ganne

    Those parking illegally will be annihilated?

  6. 6. Nick Fowler

    I think it’s some sort of homage to Rolf Harris

  7. 7. Andy Wilson

    Prey & Display

  8. 8. Robert Lindsay

    That must be what spun the world wide web

  9. 9. P Dragon

    Well, I certainly won’t bother entering the parents’ three-legged race this year

  10. 10. Karen Challinor

    BBC announces plans to re run cult childrens TV program "Tripods", no one comes to the launch

  11. 11. Christian

    I knew I "spider" traffic warden...

  12. 12. Richard.Gianella

    The pilot replacing wheel clamps with cones just wasn't very successful.

  13. 13. Richard.Gianella

    The Stephen Fry sized XXXXL headscratcher required a lot of cupboard space.

  14. 14. Adam Finch

    Five lost legs later and spider battles on against traffic cone kingdom...

  15. 15. anonymous

    In War of the Worlds II, the cone people of planet Tarmac are trampled by the Martians

  16. 16. Ian Sargent

    Just like the M1 - loads of cones and no visible sign of anyone doing any work!

  17. 17. Steve Pauline

    Now where did I park my ...........

  18. 18. Richard Peters

    'Star Wars' alien suffers attack of the cones.

  19. 19. Richard Peters

    The Met reveal their latest high-tec mobile camera surveillance machine - The Triplod.

  20. 20. Tinkle

    'European regulation 56b: Heat ray must not exceed coned-zone'

  21. 21. Mary Hullah

    The “Guard your car for a fiver” scheme seemed quite professional

  22. 22. Nick Fowler

    Well, it’s the first time the Angel of the North’s been subjected to a heat wave

  23. 23. Corlis Byrne

    I used the M25 to get here, and these guys just followed me...

  24. 24. John Ray

    H.G.Wells arrives in sillycone valley.

  25. 25. Dave Devine

    Sea creature employed by local council to distribute cones.

  26. 26. kenneth wilkinson

    "George, I told you not to have a drink until you`d finished the Peter Crouch sculpture."

  27. 27. Lee Finlay

    ... slowly and surely, the CCTV camera's drew their plans against us.

  28. 28. Tim Ware

    It all started as a bad hair day on Mars officer......

  29. 29. Malcolm George

    The chances of anything coming from Mars and not falling foul of parking restrictions.............

  30. 30. Malcolm George

    You put your front leg out and look what happens

  31. 31. Malcolm George

    Stacking on the M20 delays global annihilation for a few days

  32. 32. Lee Hirons

    This is obviously the female of the species : All legs, no brains and rubbish as parking!

  33. 33. Matthew Horwell

    The 'War of the Worlds' Invasion comes to an abrupt end as Traffic Wardens clamp the First Wave.

  34. 34. Ian Savell

    Vlhaarg, lord of traffic cones, on a rare visit to planet earth, accompanied by some of his staff.

  35. 35. Richard

    'elf & safety really matters: Without those cones, who'd notice this huge sculpture?

  36. 36. Chris Sanderson

    right that's the frame up, let's get the cover on and get the bbq going

  37. 37. Dave Devine

    The giant spider was no threat, it was just letting it's nicely varnished nails dry.

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