Caption Competition: Steve-o-Bot!

There you go, Bill...

By silicon.com, 6 June 2008 11:02

This competition is now closed. The winning caption, by reader Drew Stephenson was: "Having worked on his thesis part time, Bill Gates finally graduates and is surprised by how much things have moved on..."

Photo credit: Microsoft

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  1. 1. Rob Falconer

    What a con! It’s just a midget on a Segway

  2. 2. Mary Hullah

    Bill Gates vows never to use valet parking again after he sees what they’ve done to his beloved Ferrari

  3. 3. kenneth wilkinson

    "E.T`s impromptu strip surprises Bill."

  4. 4. Valerie Ganne

    Bill Gates takes delivery of the first Tata Nano in America

  5. 5. Karen Challinor

    a robot finally achieves intelligence and it's first action is to ask bill gates for fries with it's order

  6. 6. Robert Lindsay

    Robot Wuss

  7. 7. anonymous

    Lifetime membership! An apple would have been plenty

  8. 8. anonymous

    Steve presents diploma to latest Microsoft employee.

  9. 9. Darrell Woodward

    Here's your retirement pay off, Bill.

    Like you said, $640k is enough for anyone!

  10. 10. Ian Sargent

    Bill thought that Microsoft's attempt to cross R2D2 with a Segway needed a little more work.

  11. 11. Mike Parmley

    Here - take it quick. Sergeant Bash is still after me.

  12. 12. John Ray

    You've got to hand it to the guy.

  13. 13. anonymous

    My god i thought "The Terminator" was 6ft tall and looked like Arnie.

  14. 14. Christian Sharp

    'Halo there. Gears (of war) your membership'

  15. 15. Neil Oakman

    "I am Ballmer of Borg, resistance is Futile!"

  16. 16. anonymous

    After investing heavily in the Asimo project, Bill suspected his robots Certificate-Of-Authenticity might be a forgery when he saw the operator with the x-box controller.

  17. 17. Rob Pendragon

    Dyson unveils their latest novelty vacuum–cleaner – in the shape of Bill Gates

  18. 18. anonymous

    The new architect of Microsoft shows it can boot out the old one, walk, and run Vista all at the same time.

  19. 19. Valerie Ganne

    Bill Gates was less than impressed with the automated parking ticket bailiff

  20. 20. Robert Lindsay

    We’ve designed it to collect election votes – we’re calling it the X-Box

  21. 21. Rich Manente

    Here Bill, the college degree you never received.

  22. 22. Drew Stephenson

    Having worked on his thesis part time, Bill Gates finally graduates and is surprised by how much things have moved on...

  23. 23. Richard Harris

    Bill had not realised the full potential of the Terminator project until now..

  24. 24. Gerry Hutchinson

    Hey, Bill! Here's ten bucks, can you get the guy behind me to go away?

  25. 25. Andrew Strathdee

    Sorry, Bill, but things are changing round her and I guess we're going to have to let you go.......

  26. 26. Karen Challinor

    brain the size of a planet and they build me on to a bl**dy segway!

  27. 27. Gareth Alexander

    He's very cute, but you're only standing 3 feet away couldn't you have handed it to me and saved a load of money?

  28. 28. dave devine

    Sorry Bill but the robot went out with friends last night and came back legless.

  29. 29. Richard

    This should remove gates, Bill

  30. 30. Richard

    Bill for retiring Gates

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