Just don't drink it all at once...
By silicon.com, 11 July 2008 12:10
This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader Janet McKitterick was: "Scientists have worked out that you can run a car on Fairy Liquid and it cleans the engine too!"
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1. Mary Hullah
Not only has he a stupid name, but Algy can’t even spell it properly
2. Audrey
Seaweed in here? Well, someone certainly has.
3. Audrey
Algae? From the seaside? That should help restore the ozone layer.
4. Nick Fowler
So now you can fill up with petrol to drive to the seaside, then collect enough seaweed to get you home again!
5. Nick Fowler
Professor Dink wanted to see what he’d get if he mixed the yellow liquid with the blue liquid … green liquid!
6. David Devine
Incredible Hulk fails Beijing drugs test
7. Rob Falconer
At last! The Professor had succeeded in creating artificial nasal mucus.
8. Valérie
Oil from algae? Nah, it’s just a garlic butter sauce I’ve created for the snails I’m having for lunch.
9. Malcolm George
Kermit soup anyone ?
10. Leon Williams
Slimer was more than happy to provide a drugs test sample
11. Ian Sargent
Now we know the answer to the old joke about what do you get when you cross Kermit with a liquidiser!
12. Radical Meldrew
Tired of those days when a hankie will just not do? You need a Nasal Flask. Available from all good stores now.
13. Bev Wildeboer
China finds a profitable use for all that green gunge threatening to stop the Olympic Water events
14. anonymous
Eye of newt, and toe of frog ...
Oh heck, who's taken the Wool of bat ?
15. Arvind Karir
Well, finally a fuel which is colour coordinated, it is the GreenGasoline!
16. anonymous
OK - so what is there about Penarth, Llandough and teh Vale that makes you all enter caption competitions?
17. Steve Pauline
Professor O'Leary's prototype batch of St. Patrick's day Guinness was ready to test .... now all he needed was a willing volunteer.
18. Steve Kirk
Its true. OPEC really are taking the p***!
19. Karen Challinor
looks innocent enough, but don't get it angry, you wouldn't like it when it's angry...
20. Sally Brant
New - milk of magnesia for cows... reduce that bloated feeling.
21. Tony Sibley
..and if you look carefully at the jar, you will see the person taking the photo was wearing a bikini.
22. anna Robb
Of course plants can be turned into gas. Just go to the bathrooms of a vegan convention and you'll see!!
23. anonymous
Here's my sample Doctor , as I said I have been off colour recently.
24. Richard
Drink this: Purges mobile crime faster than a BOSS chair.
25. Mike Parmley
Dr Jekyll prepares his afternoon cuppa.
26. Janet McKitterick
Scientists have worked out that you can run a car on Fairy Liquid and it cleans the engine too!
27. Roy Corneloues
Here we can see what's left over from the bottle of champagne from the very first caption competition 10 years ago
28. anonymous
Right, who left the milk out?
29. Pete Foster
It's Greenwash. And there's a lot more where this came from.
30. kenneth wilkinson
"The new Fairy Liquid bottle raised a few eyebrows."
31. anonymous
Upon checking his daily sample Dave began to worry if a person could become too green.
32. NICOLA TAIT
Well At Least The Incredible Hulks Sample came back all right thought Frank
33. Patrick Dunne
How green can you get
34. anonymous
The Incredible Hulk joins the race to save the planet!
35. James Nash
The "Kermit" cocktail was going to make Dave the envy of his lab pals
36. Emma Childs
Do you ever get wondering that some people are taking the whole 'green' lifestyle to a different level?
37. anonymous
Sharon would soon regret moaning so loudly about Derek's constant sniffing...
38. anonymous
Less spinach from now on.
39. Richard
That reminds me: Almost time for Beijing 2008.
40. Sarah Anderson
"So when they said make a sample, they didn't mean from my own body? Hmmm this might not work then..."
41. anonymous
Teabreak at Greenpeace head office didn't go down too well.
42. dianne levey
oh dear! i think i drank too much creme de menthe again last night!
43. Sue Bell
What one does to get the staring roll in the creature from the lagoon!
44. anonymous
Green Oil, it's just a silly-con
45. anonymous
Doris declined Norman's kind offer of his 'special' green tea.
46. Karen Challinor
The Doctor looked sadly at the old sailor and said "Popeye, you may want to sit down for this...."
47. anonymous
A pint of frog guiness for Kermit.
48. anonymous
They tried to make me go to rehab and (after seeing that) I said yesss yessss yesssss.
49. anonymous
Dave realised that trying to emulate Popeye's diet was having previously un- thought of consequences.
50. Christine Williams
With hindsight, using the liquidiser as a temporary home for the school tadpoles was probably not a good idea!
51. anonymous
Dr. Sprunkleheiven always wondered if Bruce Banner had green p***
52. anonymous
Brown sees opportunity for another Green tax
53. anonymous
Hoping that nobody would notice he'd mixed up the samples when washing up the tea mugs, Dave suantered casually into the lab ......
54. Martin B
You won't like this sample when it gets angry
55. anonymous
dave knew eating to much grass would do something bad
56. anonymous
Oil get all the oil if it's the last thing oil do!
57. anonymous
Green oil, Whatever next?
58. anonymous
is this enough Matron
59. Howard Barnes
I didn't think I could handle such a big culture shock.
60. anonymous
Edith's first homebrew had not gone quite as planned, still if it got her drunk....
61. Jodie Collins
Clive couldnt help thinking his recreation of flubber just wasn't quite right....
62. anonymous
John wondered if his new fuel was green enough for Gordon Brown
63. anonymous
Go Green they say but had Charlie gone too far this time??!!
64. STUART MORROW
I think we've found another drugs cheat.
65. anonymous
The boys at the lab were beginning to suspect that Professor Schmidt's dire tea-making efforts were just an attempt to avoid taking his turn......
66. anonymous
If you drink it and you will turn a green like a HULK!!!!!!
67. sarah stocks
"Ah, so that was the outcome of the Gremlins blender incident!!!"
68. anonymous
"Mr smith realised his mistake in allowing his staff to watch ghostbusters in the staffroom "...
69. James England
Henry thought that he would stop feeding his horse on alfalfa and go back to hay!
70. anonymous
After eating one doo-nut too many, Homer decides to wash it down with some this radio-active cocktailleft lying around the lab