Caption Competition: Doctor's orders!

Say ahhhh...

By silicon.com, 26 September 2008 10:35

This competition has now closed. The winning caption from reader Radical Meldrew was "A request to virus scan hardware in the NHS led to some very confusing results".

Photo credit: Lewis Imagebank

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  1. 1. Mike Parmley

    User testing on the NHS IT Programme wasn't quite what the developer had envisaged.

  2. 2. kenneth wilkinson

    "A world first,robber holds up lap top with stethascope."

  3. 3. Radical Meldrew

    A request to virus scan hardware in the NHS led to some very confusing results.

  4. 4. Audrey

    I’m afraid you’ve caught a virus

  5. 5. Audrey

    Now, what was the secret password? Ah yes, “NHS.”

  6. 6. P Dragon

    Eminent surgeon tries to wipe Tippex off his computer screen

  7. 7. Nick Fowler

    Passports can now be carried on a computer, but still need to be rubber-stamped

  8. 8. Nick Fowler

    I think your YouTube may be blocked

  9. 9. Karen Challinor

    smithers hadn't got his head around the use of telepresence for diagnosing patients

  10. 10. Karen Challinor

    cautious IT worker repairs NHS Laptop

  11. 11. Mike Parmley

    I diagnose a slipped disc.

  12. 12. John waller

    I'm sorry.... I'm afraid I couldn't save it

  13. 13. anonymous

    Oohhh Matron! Student doctors find another use for the webcams on their Macbooks.

  14. 14. John Waller

    Slow, lathargic, poor responces, high temperature. Yes I'm afraid it's another case of Vista

  15. 15. Phil Stevens

    When asked to compare Chrome and Explorer on a laptop, the NHS completely mis-understood.

  16. 16. Richard Marshall

    "Open wide for me and say QWERTYUIOPASD.... "

  17. 17. David Mutlow

    If you could just point the web cam at your chest Mr Wilkins I'll see how the old tickers doing.

  18. 18. John Ray

    You haven't got the heart for NHS IT

  19. 19. Ian Parker

    Following on from the successful adoption of Fingerprint authentication, Scientists are testing a newer, more secure DNA version

  20. 20. Harry Ej

    it appears to be getting forever impossible to stamp out them viruses

  21. 21. Janet McKitterick

    The NHS are taking robotic surgery just one step too far!

  22. 22. Ralph Pruitt

    "Now relax whilst I probe your RJ45 port"

  23. 23. sarah george

    PC health check...say Ahhh!

  24. 24. Simon Coley

    Laptop...nasty place for a virus!

  25. 25. anonymous

    It's not that Cold!
    Do you need me to warm it up?

  26. 26. anonymous

    Stop dicking about and find that disc.

  27. 27. Richard

    Just open Windows, then fresh air, exercise and quit smoking.

  28. 28. Richard

    I'm sorry Mr. Gates: These Vista benchmarks are too slow - even for a long sea voyage.

  29. 29. Mike Parmley

    No, you're not imagining it Mr Pettigrew - you have mutated into a laptop.

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