By silicon.com, 9 January 2009 12:05
This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader Paul Crerand was "Sorry, but I misheard you when you said you were a banker..."
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Harmony in the office
By silicon.com, 9 January 2009 12:05
This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader Paul Crerand was "Sorry, but I misheard you when you said you were a banker..."
Photo credit: LewisImagebank
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1. Karen Challinor
Look I'm telling you there is no skills shortgage, just hire some older people...
2. kenneth wilkinson
"Karaoke Days just didn`t go down well with all the office staff."
3. anonymous
John misunderstood Helen again when she said he had gadgets coming out of his ears after Christmas
4. anonymous
But you're a woman - what do you mean you want a job in IT?
5. Paul Crerand
Sorry, but I misheard you when you said you were a banker...
6. Malcolm George
and another thing, you cant sit like that till Windows 7 comes out so there
7. anonymous
Recession? Credit Crunch? Try our new, low cost help desk training course. In a matter of moments we'll have your staff giving 100% satisfaction to every call they take (well the ones they can hear anyway)
8. Malcolm George
Try as he might Kevin just couldn't remember where he hid lucy's leaving present
9. tim Ware
Sharon found the helpdesk in escalate mode.
10. Paul
La, La, La, you can't make me redundant, I can't hear you!!!
11. Jon D
"So the beauty of our new product, Acme Superglue Remover, is that it works on skin too.. Paul here has kindly volunteered to demonstrate..."
12. Malcolm George
I makes no difference, your P45 is in the post whether your listening or not
13. Ian Sargent
"...and another thing; that bra you got me for Christmas was two sizes too small."
14. Steve Kirk
La,la,la...still won't upgrade to Vista...la,la,la....XP is fine, who cares about support...la,la,la
15. Richard Harris
and that was last time John and Kerry ever argued about the strength of superglue.
16. David Clarke
He could hear no evil, nor see no evil but somehow he sensed she was not going to give up that easily.
17. Gordon Wilkinson
As I was trying to tell you before you went childish on me -- Our syndicate has won the jackpot !
18. Jon
Steve a devout Apple fan and well practiced at filtering out any discussion on the feeble announcements at the Macworld show.
19. Karen Rickard
"It's only a P45 - get over it!!"
20. Sean Baggaley
When she realised the location of the "Delete" button, Susan resolved never, ever to buy a Microsoft Windows-powered android ever again.
21. anonymous
I only left my laptop on the bar for a moment..........
22. Steve Pauline
It doesn't matter how hard you squeeze, your hair won't grow any faster ..........
23. Graeme Teesdale
You said the photocopier was turned off!
24. Christopher Grigg
Pretending you haven't heard won't help. You're still redundant!!
25. Richard
HR staff demonstrate those "better communications skills" they demand.
26. Rob Falconer
Karen was getting fed up with Derek’s new novelty iPod earphones
27. Valerie Ganne
Look, Derek, can’t you just relax and listen to the Queen’s Speech with the rest of us?
28. P Dragon
Look, Kevin, I know you love your work, but you don’t have to leave the minute five o’clock strikes
29. Robert Lindsay
Oh no – if he sneezes, he’ll blow his brains out
30. Nick Fowler
Hey, these new pink cotton buds are so cool!
31. Audrey
That joke cream ?air bomb was going to go off in Karen’s handbag any minute
32. Gwilym Rhys-Jones
You can go LA LA LA with your fingers in your ears, but you're still fired.
33. anonymous
But its your turn to clean out the office fridge!!
34. Paul Rattray
Behold the new keyboard of the future! Well a work-in-progress just now but ...
35. Bagpus
Dawn could see the benefits to the business of an iPhone but Dave was not going to be caught purchasing anything but Microsoft based products.
36. Richard Marshall
"Now imagine I'm an IT expert voicing my concerns... Yes that's good!"
[HM Government's Department of Selective Hearing holds another training day in the Home Office.]
37. Radical Meldrew
Staff training at the Treasury always was regarded as tough....and now it's gettting tougher. The candidate (seated) demonstrates one of their latest training courses - 'How to cope with your job during a financial depression'.
38. Mike Parmley
Hello - tech support. I think my PC must be faulty because I keep hearing a constant whining noise while I'm trying to work.
39. kenneth wilkinson
"Oh,dear,nobody told him the christmas party Hide and Seek game had finished."
40. anonymous
If I don't hear you you can't fire me!
41. anonymous
Helen wanted to know how IT Ian planned to keep his brains in during the office trumping competition
42. Richard
CRASH!! "What glass ceiling?"
43. Joe McMorrow
Brian! Whats this ticking 'router' thing you left in my office?
44. Karen Challinor
Brian realised Jenny was about to sing Agadoo