Caption Competition: What's on the telly?

Fancy a channel surf?

By silicon.com, 16 January 2009 12:14

This competition is now closed. The winning caption, from reader Martin Plumb, was "Dave was delighted when the police phoned to tell him that his stolen television had been recovered and was ready for collection from their compound. He was, however, bemused by the instruction, "Please bring its remote control to help us locate it"."

Photo credit: TVonics

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  1. 1. Rob Falconer

    Unfortunately, these televisions cannot be repaired without a plasma transfusion

  2. 2. Valerie Ganne

    Some of these televisions are so old they’re still showing ‘Hancock’s Half Hour’

  3. 3. Audrey

    Everybody seems to be dumping their televisions, now “Celebrity Come Dancing” is over

  4. 4. Karen Challinor

    the surfeit of reality TV shows led to an inevitable result

  5. 5. Karen Challinor

    I wish people would remember to turn their tv's off before throwing them out

  6. 6. Graeme Teesdale

    Wall-TV!

  7. 7. Paul

    I see Jonahan Ross is back this weekend!

  8. 8. Paul

    Some think they have to get a digital receiver to get digital television, good for sales, bad for environment!!

  9. 9. Mike Parmley

    Down the back of the IT department's sofa.

  10. 10. Ian Sargent

    Proof that the "Pile 'em high, sell 'em cheap" approach doesn't work for all products.

  11. 11. Karen Challinor

    the television convention wasn't quite what I expected

  12. 12. Paul Wilson

    Who sat on the remote and changed all the channels.

  13. 13. Craig Mitchell

    This goes to show that there is some meaning to the saying power in numbers.

  14. 14. John Ray

    Soon to become flat screen TVs

  15. 15. Ron Livesey

    The queue at the Gym had become quite substantial...

  16. 16. Tony Sibley

    True HD TV - That is, Hastily Dumped TV's

  17. 17. kenneth wilkinson

    "Match of the day was very popular with TV Fans."

  18. 18. Martin Plumb

    Dave was delighted when the police phoned to tell him that his stolen television had been recovered and was ready for collection from their compound. He was, however, bemused by the instruction, "Please bring its remote control to help us locate it".

  19. 19. Carl Brown

    Thousands of tv's thrown out in anger as Channel 4 once again brings back Big Brother.

  20. 20. Richard

    Backstage, reality TV.

  21. 21. Janet McKitterick

    The directive was to open a new tellytubby land, but it was misheard and tellytopple land was opened instead!

  22. 22. Gwilym Rhy-Jones

    Albert Steptoe was spoiled for choice.

  23. 23. Mike Parmley

    The office move finally gave Geoff the excuse to clear out some of the kit that he hadn't used for a while.

  24. 24. kenneth wilkinson

    "Honest Officer,they fell off the back of a lorry."

  25. 25. Tim Ware

    Video conferences - kiss and tell the truth

  26. 26. Dave Devine

    Rob had telly's for sale, they are cheap coz they fell off the back of a lorry

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