Caption Competition: Paper, rock, scissors...

...Robot?

By silicon.com, 27 February 2009 11:36

This competition in now closed. The winning caption, from reader Daz Hughes was: "So that's the new gesture based computing interface. Now, rotate your hand 90 degrees and lift your fingers to log off."

Photo credit: Tim Ferguson/silicon.com

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  1. 1. Rob

    Unfortunately, the printer in the robot’s computer kept on coming up with paper jam

  2. 2. Valerie Ganne

    IBM finally accepted that chess was to complex for a computer to play

  3. 3. P Dragon

    Proof that computer nerds cannot get real friends to play games with

  4. 4. Robert Lindsay

    The banks finally admit they had diverted their computers to other activities

  5. 5. Karen Challinor

    no it's rock, paper, scissors, lizard monster, spock!

  6. 6. Audrey

    Kevin was a bit worried about being wired up to the computer, as he’d heard it was a sore loser

  7. 7. Nick Fowler

    Robocop was trained to identify and neutralise any overtly hostile activity

  8. 8. Graeme Teesdale

    Ah but did it see the rabbit?

  9. 9. Paul Harding

    Make me loose one more time, big boy, and it'll be time for some reprogramming.

  10. 10. Ian Sargent

    In a moment of boredom the student tried to teach the computer all the rude gestures that he'd picked up during Freshers' Week.

  11. 11. Paul Brindle

    I can't win, even if I flick it the v's it feeds 240 volts down the wires to my fingers and says, "I'm stuck here your the one with legs!"

  12. 12. Mike Parmley

    Steel fist of death beats scissors.... and paper and stone.

  13. 13. anonymous

    The ribbon cutting ceremony didn't quite go according to plan.

  14. 14. Daz Hughes

    So that's the new gesture based computing interface. Now, rotate your hand 90 degrees and lift your fingers to log off.

  15. 15. Douglas Schulek-Miller

    Interpret this, you French automaton!

  16. 16. Chris Sanderson

    "You've got to be kidding?! Stone beats scissors! I've lost again!!"

  17. 17. Geof Todd

    The remote vasectomy system seemed to be working. Now all he needed was a Banker to test it on....

  18. 18. kenneth wilkinson

    Makers start installing essential sign language data into the worlds first car driving Robot.

  19. 19. michael foley

    Technology wins again when the human finds out that human "rock" can still be shredded by steel robot scissors...

  20. 20. Richard

    At last: Robotic nail-clippers for RSI sufferers.

  21. 21. Tim Ware

    Scissors cut wires, I always win!

  22. 22. anonymous

    Decision making at the small business support unit at your bank – your overdraft facility gets reduced if the human wins, your overdraft interest rate gets doubled if the robot wins, and you get both reduced overdraft facility and doubled interest rates if neither side wins.

  23. 23. John Ray

    Cutting edge technology.

  24. 24. Tony Sibley

    Mail security is improved with the new secret handshake

  25. 25. Mike Parmley

    The special effects budget for Terminator 4 was not very large.

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