Caption Competition: Space truckin'

No moonwalking for me...

By silicon.com, 29 February 2008 10:00

This competition is now closed. The winning caption from reader Lee was: "MTV release a trailer for their new series 'Pimp my Space Wagon'".

Photo credit: Nasa

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  1. 1. Oliver Matthews

    Top Gears Stig explores his career opportunities.

  2. 2. Mary Hullah

    Yeah, well done on selecting the test environment – there’s plenty of grass on the moon

  3. 3. Mary Hullah

    If I went to the moon, I’d probably get stuck behind one of those

  4. 4. P Dragon

    Hey, Captain, this one’s got Eddie Stobart written on it

  5. 5. P Dragon

    We’re going to have make it a lot longer if you want to get all of 'Norbert Dentressengle' on it

  6. 6. MusicFan

    MTV release a trailer for their new series "Pimp my Space Wagon"

  7. 7. Mike Parmley

    The vehicle for the engineers who will install the base stations to use mobile phones on the moon.

  8. 8. Mike Parmley

    White van man goes lunar.

  9. 9. Karen Challinor

    the astronaut shook his head sadly, this thing would never pop a wheelie

  10. 10. Karen Challinor

    he looked at his ride and thought "I'll be a virgin forever"

  11. 11. Karen Challinor

    Mr Clarkson was wondering what Top Gear were training him for this time

  12. 12. Mike Parmley

    Nasa reveal The Stig's holiday plans.

  13. 13. anonymous

    I told you to SIT!

  14. 14. Nick Fowler

    And there’s a compartment here for pills that taste like a transport caff fry-up

  15. 15. Valerie Ganne

    Yeah, but where am I going to put my Yorkie bars?

  16. 16. anonymous

    One west-country techno-farmer to another "Muck spreaders for the moon? Next you'll be telling me Microsoft is releasing its application code secrets to the open source community! A mucky business all round."

  17. 17. Ian Sargent

    "I'm disappointed. When I volunteered to be a NASA test pilot this isn't quite what I was expecting."

  18. 18. Nick Fowler

    Hang on a minute! If it’s built for the moon, how come it’s got no lights?

  19. 19. Phil Hindmoor

    The Stig fails to set a new track record

  20. 20. John Ray

    Who on earth will drive that ?

  21. 21. Richard

    It's not rocket science... even from NASA.

  22. 22. Richard

    Cheese pizza for a Mr. Wallace?

  23. 23. Valerie Ganne

    Even on the moon, Harry’s sat nav sent him up a narrow country lane

  24. 24. Neville

    Hmm... I know its a prototype but it does look a bit 'buggy' to me!

  25. 25. Rob Falconer

    Unfortunately, the body-builders at Rover were still out on strike

  26. 26. Paul

    Remote control, is that why there's no seat?

  27. 27. Chris

    At least they have one thing working, it switches off if you try to use a mobile!

  28. 28. Richard Peters

    "Say Abe, is that a lawnmower?"
    "Nope, I heard that NASA boffin call it a looney vehicle"
    "Well he sure got that bit right!"

  29. 29. Karen Challinor

    he inspected the vehicle critically and finally exclaimed "there's still no damn chair at tactical!"

    ... for the "star wreck" guys, thank you for that work of genius ;-D

  30. 30. anonymous

    ....and as for the new SKODA.....

  31. 31. Adi Himpson

    All together now:
    "I've got a brand new moon dust harvester
    An' I'll give you the key..."

  32. 32. Chris Sanderson

    which idiot parked so close?

  33. 33. Chris Pimenta

    Big kid Dave (aged 38½) carefully snaps the last brick into his latest LEGO masterpiece.

  34. 34. Richard Gianella

    Nasa regrets outsourcing Lunar car to Lego.

  35. 35. Tim Ware

    NASA are now looking for suitable music for the moon Conga competition.

  36. 36. David King

    Fake moon landing fails to convince people like the previous ones, due to a mix-up in background scenery.

  37. 37. Mike Parmley

    Following the addition of the moon to the F1 calendar, Williams announce their new car for the 2008 season.

  38. 38. Simon Coley

    And on this weeks scrap heap challenge...its Moon Buggies!

  39. 39. anonymous

    Don't worry we'll photoshop out the buildings and grass and it'll look even better than the other fake landing

  40. 40. Paul James

    The guy in design thought the "Spirit of Stig" on the bonnet was the perfect finishing touch.

  41. 41. Tim Ware

    At last - Segway family edition

  42. 42. Martin Phillips

    *beep* 'Errr...Houston, we have a problem. *beep* 'Can you call out the AAA for me? I'm are stuck and I don't have enough credit on my cellphone' *beep*

  43. 43. Karen Challinor

    even after stripping down his new volvo, tim still couldn't find the switch to turn the headlights off

  44. 44. Paul james

    Nasa's budget cuts caused major parts to be left off the project....no body shell...no engine...no wipers....no moon!

  45. 45. Warren Jacobs

    Guys, I think you're going to need brakes to avoid this kind of pile up happening again.

  46. 46. Chris Goodman

    What rate congestion charge will Red Ken impose on this when he becomes Lunar Mayor?

  47. 47. Richard Gianella

    The price the designers paid for more headroom was nowhere to put the fluffy dice!

  48. 48. Mary Hullah

    And the truck drivers can eat at the “Greasy Moon” Caff

  49. 49. Mary Hullah

    And George W. Bush had specified there should be a facility for bringing moon- cheese back for him

  50. 50. Nick Fowler

    NASA has classed these as HGV’s – Heavenly Goods Vehicles

  51. 51. Nick Fowler

    Mr. Bush complained until it was pointed out that it was intended to explore the moon, not the moron

  52. 52. Valerie Ganne

    George W. Bush fully approved of the concept as he wanted to know of what sort of cheese the moon was made

  53. 53. Richard Scurrah

    Which idiot upgraded this console to Vista, now none of my buttons work and where the hell are my drivers?!!

  54. 54. kenneth wilkinson

    "The new mobile open plan portaloo caused a right stink with local residents."

  55. 55. dave devine

    Renault launch the new Espace

  56. 56. dave devine

    50 mile to the gallon, one huge fuel tank needed to reach the moon

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