Caption Competition: Google 2.0

Write a caption, win a bottle of bubbly...

By silicon.com staff on 20 April 2007 12:11

This competition is now closed. The winning entry, from Matthew Howell was the charmingly post modern "Insert User Generated Caption Here".

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  1. 1. Rob Pendragon

    Google CEO Eric Schmidt demonstrates how to read a virtual book

    • 20 April 2007 12:45
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  2. 2. Rob Pendragon

    Actually, yes, I would rather be out fishing ... how did you guess?

    • 20 April 2007 12:45
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  3. 3. Rob Pendragon

    I may be a genius, but I still need somebody to help me get the coat hanger out of the back of this jumper

    • 20 April 2007 12:49
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  4. 4. Rob Pendragon

    And I've learned something too - never leave your jumper out on the washing-line to dry when it's freezing

    • 20 April 2007 12:50
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  5. 5. ted Parker

    Getting new customers is just like fly fishing, put out a line, cut them some slack and they usually bite

    • 20 April 2007 14:28
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  6. 6. anonymous

    Google CEO completely misunderstands the phishing issue

    • 20 April 2007 15:05
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  7. 7. anonymous

    Every time Pinocchio the CEO told a lie, his right arm grew another inch.

    • 20 April 2007 15:31
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  8. 8. MAtt Wheeler

    As you can see, Adsense is a lot like Fly Fishing...

    • 20 April 2007 15:33
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  9. 9. Giles Turner

    " And These Are my invisible pants "

    • 20 April 2007 15:50
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  10. 10. John Ray

    "Google virtually drives the internet", says Schmidt

    • 20 April 2007 15:54
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  11. 11. anonymous

    Vladimir Shalaev unveils the first prototype of the 'optical cloak'.

    • 20 April 2007 16:00
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  12. 12. Nev

    If I were Steve Jobs, I would have an iPhone in this hand...

    • 20 April 2007 16:07
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  13. 13. black-dog

    <sings>You put your left arm in...</sings>

    • 20 April 2007 16:30
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  14. 14. anonymous

    "I'm a little bit whaayyy, you know, a little bit whheeee"

    or

    "..and this is how I threw Bill Gates out of my apartment."

    or

    "Invisible drumkit"

    • 20 April 2007 16:32
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  15. 15. black-dog

    And all for a handful of birdseed a day!

    • 20 April 2007 16:33
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  16. 16. black-dog

    "If I've got a mothball in one hand and a mothball in the other - what have I got? That's right, a bloody big moth!"

    • 20 April 2007 16:44
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  17. 17. anonymous

    ... and the male spider shakes the web in 'just' the right way so the female doesn't eat him ...

    • 20 April 2007 16:54
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  18. 18. neil banton

    You put your serach term in, search term out....

    • 20 April 2007 16:58
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  19. 19. Ian Cummins

    "... and here you see a list of the features of Microsoft software which are missing from the Google equivalent"

    • 20 April 2007 16:59
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  20. 20. Terry C

    If I pull this string it opens the Gates. The other one's attached to the Ballmers.

    • 20 April 2007 17:06
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  21. 21. Bruce Sandeman

    "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough Steve Ballmer!"

    • 20 April 2007 17:11
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  22. 22. Steve McNeill

    Eric demonstrates Google's new venture into the interactive console market with "GoogleBoogii"

    • 20 April 2007 17:21
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  23. 23. anonymous

    ..and if you thread the cord up your left sleeve and down your right one, you'll never lose a pair of gloves again, ever...

    • 20 April 2007 17:24
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  24. 24. James York

    Now, here's a look at our competition.

    • 20 April 2007 18:48
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  25. 25. anonymous

    Web 2.0? Of course it's real. Look I have one just here

    • 20 April 2007 20:31
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  26. 26. anonymous

    So I gave old man gates 20 quid for his little company and set to work making it a winner again!!!

    • 23 April 2007 09:32
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  27. 27. Eric the Disillusioned

    "This is my business strategy - in my right hand I hold a whip and in the left I hold my carrot."

    • 23 April 2007 10:02
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  28. 28. Michael Edwards

    And here you have, our latest thin client application designed to offer a zero-footprint on Windows Vista.

    • 23 April 2007 10:28
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  29. 29. Stuart Grierson

    Let me introduce Microsoft Office 2014...

    • 23 April 2007 11:13
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  30. 30. Matthew Horwell

    * Insert User Generated Caption Here *

    • 23 April 2007 14:25
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  31. 31. anonymous

    The Mr Schmidt puppet was realistic, but on balance, the children had preferred Mr Punch

    • 23 April 2007 14:59
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  32. 32. Karen Challinor

    Mr Schmidt watched as his Wii controller sailed out over the audience

    • 23 April 2007 16:10
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  33. 33. Karen Challinor

    Mr Schmidt had forgotten the skipping rope again, but decided to bluff his way out of it by miming

    • 23 April 2007 16:13
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  34. 34. Adrian Jones

    Just one Cornetto,

    Give it to me,

    We'll Crash your system,

    With Google 3,

    Oh No,

    What can I say,

    It's Google 2,

    Please be afraid.......



    We will conquer you systems with unwarranted toolbars :-}

    • 23 April 2007 18:15
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  35. 35. kenneth wilkinson

    "To appeal to the middle aged voter the tories introduce a singalong with John Gummer night.

    • 23 April 2007 19:40
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  36. 36. Dave Devine

    CEO Schmidt shows the audience that you can lead a horse to water but cannot make it drink.

    • 23 April 2007 22:56
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  37. 37. Anonymous

    And here's my invisible bag where I store my stacks of cash... did you see those earnings?

    • 24 April 2007 10:22
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  38. 38. Dave Devine

    And I broke free from the shackles of the job and everything just double clicked.

    • 24 April 2007 11:45
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  39. 39. Dave Devine

    I decided to take the Bull by the horns and make a success of it.

    • 26 April 2007 12:52
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