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1. Rob Pendragon
Google CEO Eric Schmidt demonstrates how to read a virtual book
2. Rob Pendragon
Actually, yes, I would rather be out fishing ... how did you guess?
3. Rob Pendragon
I may be a genius, but I still need somebody to help me get the coat hanger out of the back of this jumper
4. Rob Pendragon
And I've learned something too - never leave your jumper out on the washing-line to dry when it's freezing
5. ted Parker
Getting new customers is just like fly fishing, put out a line, cut them some slack and they usually bite
6. anonymous
Google CEO completely misunderstands the phishing issue
7. anonymous
Every time Pinocchio the CEO told a lie, his right arm grew another inch.
8. MAtt Wheeler
As you can see, Adsense is a lot like Fly Fishing...
9. Giles Turner
" And These Are my invisible pants "
10. John Ray
"Google virtually drives the internet", says Schmidt
11. anonymous
Vladimir Shalaev unveils the first prototype of the 'optical cloak'.
12. Nev
If I were Steve Jobs, I would have an iPhone in this hand...
13. black-dog
<sings>You put your left arm in...</sings>
14. anonymous
"I'm a little bit whaayyy, you know, a little bit whheeee"
or
"..and this is how I threw Bill Gates out of my apartment."
or
"Invisible drumkit"
15. black-dog
And all for a handful of birdseed a day!
16. black-dog
"If I've got a mothball in one hand and a mothball in the other - what have I got? That's right, a bloody big moth!"
17. anonymous
... and the male spider shakes the web in 'just' the right way so the female doesn't eat him ...
18. neil banton
You put your serach term in, search term out....
19. Ian Cummins
"... and here you see a list of the features of Microsoft software which are missing from the Google equivalent"
20. Terry C
If I pull this string it opens the Gates. The other one's attached to the Ballmers.
21. Bruce Sandeman
"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough Steve Ballmer!"
22. Steve McNeill
Eric demonstrates Google's new venture into the interactive console market with "GoogleBoogii"
23. anonymous
..and if you thread the cord up your left sleeve and down your right one, you'll never lose a pair of gloves again, ever...
24. James York
Now, here's a look at our competition.
25. anonymous
Web 2.0? Of course it's real. Look I have one just here
26. anonymous
So I gave old man gates 20 quid for his little company and set to work making it a winner again!!!
27. Eric the Disillusioned
"This is my business strategy - in my right hand I hold a whip and in the left I hold my carrot."
28. Michael Edwards
And here you have, our latest thin client application designed to offer a zero-footprint on Windows Vista.
29. Stuart Grierson
Let me introduce Microsoft Office 2014...
30. Matthew Horwell
* Insert User Generated Caption Here *
31. anonymous
The Mr Schmidt puppet was realistic, but on balance, the children had preferred Mr Punch
32. Karen Challinor
Mr Schmidt watched as his Wii controller sailed out over the audience
33. Karen Challinor
Mr Schmidt had forgotten the skipping rope again, but decided to bluff his way out of it by miming
34. Adrian Jones
Just one Cornetto,
Give it to me,
We'll Crash your system,
With Google 3,
Oh No,
What can I say,
It's Google 2,
Please be afraid.......
We will conquer you systems with unwarranted toolbars :-}
35. kenneth wilkinson
"To appeal to the middle aged voter the tories introduce a singalong with John Gummer night.
36. Dave Devine
CEO Schmidt shows the audience that you can lead a horse to water but cannot make it drink.
37. Anonymous
And here's my invisible bag where I store my stacks of cash... did you see those earnings?
38. Dave Devine
And I broke free from the shackles of the job and everything just double clicked.
39. Dave Devine
I decided to take the Bull by the horns and make a success of it.