Caption Competition: Google 2.0

Write a caption, win a bottle of bubbly...

By silicon.com, 20 April 2007 12:11

This competition is now closed. The winning entry, from Matthew Howell was the charmingly post modern "Insert User Generated Caption Here".

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  1. 1. Rob Pendragon

    Google CEO Eric Schmidt demonstrates how to read a virtual book

  2. 2. Rob Pendragon

    Actually, yes, I would rather be out fishing ... how did you guess?

  3. 3. Rob Pendragon

    I may be a genius, but I still need somebody to help me get the coat hanger out of the back of this jumper

  4. 4. Rob Pendragon

    And I've learned something too - never leave your jumper out on the washing-line to dry when it's freezing

  5. 5. ted Parker

    Getting new customers is just like fly fishing, put out a line, cut them some slack and they usually bite

  6. 6. anonymous

    Google CEO completely misunderstands the phishing issue

  7. 7. anonymous

    Every time Pinocchio the CEO told a lie, his right arm grew another inch.

  8. 8. MAtt Wheeler

    As you can see, Adsense is a lot like Fly Fishing...

  9. 9. Giles Turner

    " And These Are my invisible pants "

  10. 10. John Ray

    "Google virtually drives the internet", says Schmidt

  11. 11. anonymous

    Vladimir Shalaev unveils the first prototype of the 'optical cloak'.

  12. 12. Nev

    If I were Steve Jobs, I would have an iPhone in this hand...

  13. 13. black-dog

    <sings>You put your left arm in...</sings>

  14. 14. anonymous

    "I'm a little bit whaayyy, you know, a little bit whheeee"

    or

    "..and this is how I threw Bill Gates out of my apartment."

    or

    "Invisible drumkit"

  15. 15. black-dog

    And all for a handful of birdseed a day!

  16. 16. black-dog

    "If I've got a mothball in one hand and a mothball in the other - what have I got? That's right, a bloody big moth!"

  17. 17. anonymous

    ... and the male spider shakes the web in 'just' the right way so the female doesn't eat him ...

  18. 18. neil banton

    You put your serach term in, search term out....

  19. 19. Ian Cummins

    "... and here you see a list of the features of Microsoft software which are missing from the Google equivalent"

  20. 20. Terry C

    If I pull this string it opens the Gates. The other one's attached to the Ballmers.

  21. 21. Bruce Sandeman

    "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough Steve Ballmer!"

  22. 22. Steve McNeill

    Eric demonstrates Google's new venture into the interactive console market with "GoogleBoogii"

  23. 23. anonymous

    ..and if you thread the cord up your left sleeve and down your right one, you'll never lose a pair of gloves again, ever...

  24. 24. James York

    Now, here's a look at our competition.

  25. 25. anonymous

    Web 2.0? Of course it's real. Look I have one just here

  26. 26. anonymous

    So I gave old man gates 20 quid for his little company and set to work making it a winner again!!!

  27. 27. Eric the Disillusioned

    "This is my business strategy - in my right hand I hold a whip and in the left I hold my carrot."

  28. 28. Michael Edwards

    And here you have, our latest thin client application designed to offer a zero-footprint on Windows Vista.

  29. 29. Stuart Grierson

    Let me introduce Microsoft Office 2014...

  30. 30. Matthew Horwell

    * Insert User Generated Caption Here *

  31. 31. anonymous

    The Mr Schmidt puppet was realistic, but on balance, the children had preferred Mr Punch

  32. 32. Karen Challinor

    Mr Schmidt watched as his Wii controller sailed out over the audience

  33. 33. Karen Challinor

    Mr Schmidt had forgotten the skipping rope again, but decided to bluff his way out of it by miming

  34. 34. Adrian Jones

    Just one Cornetto,

    Give it to me,

    We'll Crash your system,

    With Google 3,

    Oh No,

    What can I say,

    It's Google 2,

    Please be afraid.......



    We will conquer you systems with unwarranted toolbars :-}

  35. 35. kenneth wilkinson

    "To appeal to the middle aged voter the tories introduce a singalong with John Gummer night.

  36. 36. Dave Devine

    CEO Schmidt shows the audience that you can lead a horse to water but cannot make it drink.

  37. 37. Anonymous

    And here's my invisible bag where I store my stacks of cash... did you see those earnings?

  38. 38. Dave Devine

    And I broke free from the shackles of the job and everything just double clicked.

  39. 39. Dave Devine

    I decided to take the Bull by the horns and make a success of it.

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